I have changed my name

I am now shaniqua, i will not respond to the name Miguel anymore. Bryce has been arrested for public urination and Mr. Korman is being arrested for public poopination, where he fires of a missile in public. (missle=Poop)    Mr. Korman sharted, where he was going to fart but explosive diarrhea came shooting out and landing on many civilians, ..........he was naked

anyways, i saw the movie the grey and it was just epic. Liam Neeson did a fantastic job not just acting but looking like a bada*s, lets keep it PG, he was great, i love his work but he is doing the movie battleship, which seems to me, terrible. i hope he wouldnt have done that. i love the poem, 

Once more into the fray
Into the last good fight I'll ever know
Live and die on this day
Live and die on this day

SPOILERS: it was really great especially when he starts giggling about how he was getting closer to the wolf den every time. He knows he is doomed. it was a good ending. If you wait until the credits are over you see a quick clip of liam neeson lying on top of the Alpha wolf. 

Lots of people were upset because they said god doesn't exist but i mean its a movie

Ive Been Discovered

Mr Korman announced in class for students to check out my blog, it wasn't on the list and i kept quiet because i didn't want people to find out about me. I was in my own little world, i post on how mr korman is a different person, yet he told people to check it out, he wants people to know about him or at least thats what he wants me to think. I am watching him carefully from the cameras i installed in his bathroom, Bryce was in most of the footage, he doesn't wipe

Anyways on with Film, i saw the movie Talladega Nights, the movie bryce recommended and it wasnt bad, its not good film but its a great movie to watch and laugh out loud, i wish there was a shorter term for laugh out loud. He did also compare it to the shawshank redemption. 

A brief summary of both movies

Shawshank Redemption: its about this elf named dumbledore and he has to take the ring back to mordor. There are lots of bad guys in the way like yoda, stormtroopers, and even cobra commander.

Talladega Nights: its about this Tall dega and it takes place in the night. The main character is Mufasa and his catch phrase is eat or be eaten or run away, 

Hobbit

what was so wrong with the hobbit. i loved it, maybe not as much as the other lord of the rings movies but i loved it. It entertained me through the whole movie. I like bilbo more than Frodo, and i didnt like how it was more for kids. I actually hated that. They added the fast bunnies and made it a comedy,which i hate. The other movies were serious and more acting. This was a kid movie. It still had war scenes with the piece of wood which i liked. I didnt like the voices of the trolls. 

What people dont get, is that this was more adventure than war, the other movies were all war. They thought  it would be similar but it wasnt. People expected more than what they saw. It doesnt make it horrible, it makes it good. This movie deserves more credit but i do believe Peter Jackson could and should have made it better. It was good. It deserves a solid 7.4 

Expendables 2

i saw Mr. Korman eating spaghetti, there was a piece of paper in the middle. Mr. Korman didnt notice and he swallowed it. I waited 4 hours until Mr. Korman went to poop. He didnt flush so i dug through his poop. I saw the note. it was faded a little but i could read : meet me behind the school at midnight. I waited and waited. Finally, i saw bryce walk up with flowers. I ran away without him noticing. 

Anyways i saw the movie and thought it was cool. It wasnt a "good" movie but it was cool. its a movie to see at the movie theaters and have a fun time. I couldn't understand some dialogue due to some of the casts accent. Chuck Norris was awesome in it. The plot was bad. Some could say it was full of has been actors. It  kind of was. Either it was strictly for making money, because they made a video game right after the movie came out or its made because they are old and probably want to make something epic before they retire. Either way, they got what they wanted. The movie was epic. The story line probably didnt make any sense but it wasnt made to be a good movie, it was made to entertain and thats what it did. Overall i give it a 8, making it a great movie for what it is and what its meant to be. To be a good movie i give it a 6 making it a so so movie. 

Oscars!

they oscars were great and the awards were okay. Seth Mcfarlane hosted it, he was funny. He made it too family guyeeee. I didnt like that. He was funny but he was stupid. he was what i expected him to be like.

There were several awards that i didnt think were picked correctly. 

People who shouldn't have won: Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway, 

Daniel Day Lewis won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was scared when i saw hugh jackmans preformance! there was a chance he could win. I was scared. Im very happy about that. I mean cmon bradley cooper didnt have a chance, 

Sally Field did not win........... that sucks, they gave it to anne stupid hathaway, I heard she had a small role! she only lasted about 30 minutes! oscars are idiotic. she shouldnt win an academy award for singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 IM SO ANGRY. THE HOBBIT DIDNT WIN ANYTHING, LIFE OF PI BEAT IT

Welcome back.....

i have been extremely sick, i had eye gunk all over my eyes every time i closed my eyes. They held them shut. My eyes were extremely red and they hurt so much. i am better now. i couldnt look at a screen of an electronic. a phone, computer, or TV. 

As i was sick i had a private investigator hired to check up on bryce, Mr. Korman, and Aaron. He found out a lot for me. He caught Mr. Korman and Bryce in a car together. They were spying on someone. He bugged the car and i read the following message:

"Miguel is on to us. I know we must take him out. Its okay i poisned his lunch on tuesday and he will probably going to die. Does your wife know your here. I am Mrs. Korman and Mr. Korman. I just photoshoped our faces together. i cant get a real woman. Im ugly, yeah me too.

Best Movie Trilogy

The best movie trilogy is a hard one. First its probably gonna be based on opinion. The Star Wars Trilogy was great and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy was also great. Those are my favorite. I would put in the Godfather but i dont think that many people in my journalism class saw the godfather trilogy so i wont put it in. I am a big nerd and enjoyed watching both of the trilogies. I love fantasy, not the unicorn ones. but the action and adventure ones. I loved the Star Wars Trilogy but nothing can top the Lord of the Rings ones. It won a total of 8 oscars. The lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars. I think its the best fantasy movie of all time. i mean cmon star wars was just guys hitting each other with laser swords and laser guns. The lord of the rings had far more story, better acting. i cant say better effects because the lord of the rings is newer, it wouldnt be fair.

I was walking by Mr. Kormans classroom around 7 p.m, i went on his computer to find a file that says "for byce, open immediately. i opened it and i said.....................the rest of the post has been removed by Adam Korman