I have changed my name

I am now shaniqua, i will not respond to the name Miguel anymore. Bryce has been arrested for public urination and Mr. Korman is being arrested for public poopination, where he fires of a missile in public. (missle=Poop)    Mr. Korman sharted, where he was going to fart but explosive diarrhea came shooting out and landing on many civilians, ..........he was naked

anyways, i saw the movie the grey and it was just epic. Liam Neeson did a fantastic job not just acting but looking like a bada*s, lets keep it PG, he was great, i love his work but he is doing the movie battleship, which seems to me, terrible. i hope he wouldnt have done that. i love the poem, 

Once more into the fray
Into the last good fight I'll ever know
Live and die on this day
Live and die on this day

SPOILERS: it was really great especially when he starts giggling about how he was getting closer to the wolf den every time. He knows he is doomed. it was a good ending. If you wait until the credits are over you see a quick clip of liam neeson lying on top of the Alpha wolf. 

Lots of people were upset because they said god doesn't exist but i mean its a movie

Ive Been Discovered

Mr Korman announced in class for students to check out my blog, it wasn't on the list and i kept quiet because i didn't want people to find out about me. I was in my own little world, i post on how mr korman is a different person, yet he told people to check it out, he wants people to know about him or at least thats what he wants me to think. I am watching him carefully from the cameras i installed in his bathroom, Bryce was in most of the footage, he doesn't wipe

Anyways on with Film, i saw the movie Talladega Nights, the movie bryce recommended and it wasnt bad, its not good film but its a great movie to watch and laugh out loud, i wish there was a shorter term for laugh out loud. He did also compare it to the shawshank redemption. 

A brief summary of both movies

Shawshank Redemption: its about this elf named dumbledore and he has to take the ring back to mordor. There are lots of bad guys in the way like yoda, stormtroopers, and even cobra commander.

Talladega Nights: its about this Tall dega and it takes place in the night. The main character is Mufasa and his catch phrase is eat or be eaten or run away, 

Hobbit

what was so wrong with the hobbit. i loved it, maybe not as much as the other lord of the rings movies but i loved it. It entertained me through the whole movie. I like bilbo more than Frodo, and i didnt like how it was more for kids. I actually hated that. They added the fast bunnies and made it a comedy,which i hate. The other movies were serious and more acting. This was a kid movie. It still had war scenes with the piece of wood which i liked. I didnt like the voices of the trolls. 

What people dont get, is that this was more adventure than war, the other movies were all war. They thought  it would be similar but it wasnt. People expected more than what they saw. It doesnt make it horrible, it makes it good. This movie deserves more credit but i do believe Peter Jackson could and should have made it better. It was good. It deserves a solid 7.4 

Expendables 2

i saw Mr. Korman eating spaghetti, there was a piece of paper in the middle. Mr. Korman didnt notice and he swallowed it. I waited 4 hours until Mr. Korman went to poop. He didnt flush so i dug through his poop. I saw the note. it was faded a little but i could read : meet me behind the school at midnight. I waited and waited. Finally, i saw bryce walk up with flowers. I ran away without him noticing. 

Anyways i saw the movie and thought it was cool. It wasnt a "good" movie but it was cool. its a movie to see at the movie theaters and have a fun time. I couldn't understand some dialogue due to some of the casts accent. Chuck Norris was awesome in it. The plot was bad. Some could say it was full of has been actors. It  kind of was. Either it was strictly for making money, because they made a video game right after the movie came out or its made because they are old and probably want to make something epic before they retire. Either way, they got what they wanted. The movie was epic. The story line probably didnt make any sense but it wasnt made to be a good movie, it was made to entertain and thats what it did. Overall i give it a 8, making it a great movie for what it is and what its meant to be. To be a good movie i give it a 6 making it a so so movie. 

Oscars!

they oscars were great and the awards were okay. Seth Mcfarlane hosted it, he was funny. He made it too family guyeeee. I didnt like that. He was funny but he was stupid. he was what i expected him to be like.

There were several awards that i didnt think were picked correctly. 

People who shouldn't have won: Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway, 

Daniel Day Lewis won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was scared when i saw hugh jackmans preformance! there was a chance he could win. I was scared. Im very happy about that. I mean cmon bradley cooper didnt have a chance, 

Sally Field did not win........... that sucks, they gave it to anne stupid hathaway, I heard she had a small role! she only lasted about 30 minutes! oscars are idiotic. she shouldnt win an academy award for singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 IM SO ANGRY. THE HOBBIT DIDNT WIN ANYTHING, LIFE OF PI BEAT IT

Welcome back.....

i have been extremely sick, i had eye gunk all over my eyes every time i closed my eyes. They held them shut. My eyes were extremely red and they hurt so much. i am better now. i couldnt look at a screen of an electronic. a phone, computer, or TV. 

As i was sick i had a private investigator hired to check up on bryce, Mr. Korman, and Aaron. He found out a lot for me. He caught Mr. Korman and Bryce in a car together. They were spying on someone. He bugged the car and i read the following message:

"Miguel is on to us. I know we must take him out. Its okay i poisned his lunch on tuesday and he will probably going to die. Does your wife know your here. I am Mrs. Korman and Mr. Korman. I just photoshoped our faces together. i cant get a real woman. Im ugly, yeah me too.

Best Movie Trilogy

The best movie trilogy is a hard one. First its probably gonna be based on opinion. The Star Wars Trilogy was great and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy was also great. Those are my favorite. I would put in the Godfather but i dont think that many people in my journalism class saw the godfather trilogy so i wont put it in. I am a big nerd and enjoyed watching both of the trilogies. I love fantasy, not the unicorn ones. but the action and adventure ones. I loved the Star Wars Trilogy but nothing can top the Lord of the Rings ones. It won a total of 8 oscars. The lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars. I think its the best fantasy movie of all time. i mean cmon star wars was just guys hitting each other with laser swords and laser guns. The lord of the rings had far more story, better acting. i cant say better effects because the lord of the rings is newer, it wouldnt be fair.

I was walking by Mr. Kormans classroom around 7 p.m, i went on his computer to find a file that says "for byce, open immediately. i opened it and i said.....................the rest of the post has been removed by Adam Korman 

Welcome!

just a week until the oscars! Also just a week for me to find the truth of Mr. Korman. The man is mysterious and yet the man says im the man of mystery. I think Bryce might have been hypnotized, hes been wearing contacts lenses that makes him make these decisions. Out of nowhere he pulls this out. I decided to take Bryce down so i poisoned him but it didn't do much, just caused him to have explosive diarrhea. 

I recently watched the movie Gangs of New York and Cameron Diaz or Diez (who cares) ruined the movie. She was just horrible. D-Cap wasn't completely horrible. Daniel Day Lewis saved the movie. It was a really long movie but ive watched longer. 

I also watched A Clockwork Orange and let me just say that it might be the worst movie ive ever seen. Its next to The Room and The Wicker Man. Seriously, i thought it was a comedy at some parts and was just ridiculous. I cant believe my eyes. I was shocked that it got such a high rating. I will never base my ratings on the critics. NO MORE! It makes White Chicks look like the best movie on earth. I am concerned for the world and i am happy if there is a Zombie Apocalypse, i hope the critics all die. If there was a zombie apocalypse i would go to Mr. Kormans secret base and equip ammo and food. then go to Walmart.

welcome welcome

Best Comedies!

The Enemy (Mr. Korman) is sure to be planning something huge. i saw him giving a briefcase full of money to  

Mr. Jones while we were outside taking pictures, i got a picture but Mr. Korman got all the camera's at the end of class and deleted the money picture. Now we know Mr. Jones and Bryce are involved because i saw bryce and Mr. Korman farting in an unusual way. it was morse code! bryce says it was just the bean burrito but i know he said meet me in the bathroom at midnight 2/14 ( Valentine's Day ) 

i recently saw bryce's blog and it was gross. he said that Talladega Nights the ballad of ricky bobby was better than the shawshank redemption. i couldnt believe my eyes! but again it is bryce we are talking about. im not going to put good film with comedies, there wouldnt be any comedies in there. Remember, this is only my opinion,i like other comedies but these are the best off the top of my head
My favorite comedies are
The other guys-Ted-Tropic Thunder-Scary Movie 3-21 jump street-Shanghai nights-Dodgeball
The other guys-Scary Movie 3-21 jump street-Dodgeball
The other guys-21 jump street
The other guys-
they didnt recycle comedy like all the other comedies and had me laughing so hard my sides hurt about 7 or 8 times during the entire movie but had me laughing like the whole movie. i loved all of it! I still crack myself up remembering the rock and samuel jackson "aiming for the bushes"!!


...............welcome welcome welcome

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! Not bryce

Mr korman is planning something big and im getting closer, I cant let him know that and the perfect way to do it is to post it on the blog, right? Anyways mr korman is paying kids to keep their mouth shut, aaron is suspiciously back in class. Mr korman is making us all get our fingerprints on the cameras but I anticipated it and let Kyle take the fall….poor guy ,I burned off my fingerprints.

Back to film, the Oscars are being hosted by the very stupid and funny Seth McFarlane, if you don’t know him then stop living under a rock and shave your armpits. Unless you’re a guy, and take a shower because you probably have dingleberries (feces attached to butthole hair) he has like 3 cartoon TV shows and just made his directional debut of the movie Ted.

                Here is what I want to win at the Oscars ………and for everyone I get right you must give me 10 dollars:

Daniel Day Lewis- Lincoln

Chrisoph Waltz- Django Unchained

Sally Fields- Lincoln

Jack Black- Bernie (only because its probably his last chance)

I don’t want Anne Hathaway to get an acting one because if that idiot gets it than anyone can! Jim carrey probably could! If she wins then D-cap sucks!  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your not welcome!

just kidding, you guys are all welcome except bryce. As of right now ive found out that bryce is working with  

Mr. Korman, they give each other looks in class. now im not sure if those are work or romantic looks. Im not sure but i know something is going on espeacially when Bryce fell in the computer lab and causing a distraction! i have to admit it was clever because i was distracted too, anyways back to film.

Something Awesome that is coming up is the oscars! in February 24th  only ........20 days. i saw that tommy lee jones was not so happy during the golden globes or either hates will ferell, how could you hate will! Hes a 

bafoon but hes funny.

Did you know Leo Dicaprio has never won an oscar and i hope he does or else he will blow his brains out!

The living actor with the most oscars is jack nicholson! that guy has 3! Gene Hackman, robert deniro, meryl streep, Tom hanks, Daniel Day Lewis, Jodie Foster, Dustin Hoffman, Hilary Swank, Jane Fonda, Sally fields and Sean Penn have 2. Daniel Day Lewis is sure to tie nicholson, if he doesnt i will not laugh for a week like jones up there!

OH almost forgot welcome, welcome!

Welcome!

This is no longer the blog that welcomes you twice because now it welcomes you 3 times! so welcome, welcome. Mr. Korman now knows that i have been spying on him from the hidden cameras i put in his bathroom. I am making progress on his hidden base which i know now is located somewhere around the school and his base had something to do with the blackout, maybe Aaron could be with Mr.Korman or against him because he has been absent a couple days. anyways back to film and actors and weird stuff. Something that was awesome is christoph waltz winning! not charlie sheene winning but winning a  golden globe! He deserves to win just 

for that bad*** line he has! "the north star is that one" also SPOILER ALERT!!! it really was a shame that he died in Django Unchained. It was weird to me that instead of turning around and shooting the other bad guys after he shot D-cap (leonardo Dicaprio) he stood there talking! i was very upset, he was the best character. He should have had more memorable quotes in the movie. It was pretty dumb that when Django took his first shot with a gun, he shot the guy perfectly and became the fastest shooter in such a short time. i mean he was so great in the movie, im still getting over mufasa's death from Lion King. i cant imagine how long it would take for me to get over this.

Quentin Tarantino is great but he made me sad! i feel bad for the guy because of his gross 5 inch chin! if you dont know who he is then google him! and how don't you not know who he is after he made kill bill, pulp fiction, django unchained and inglorious bastards!

Welcome!

welcome to the blog that welcomes you twice as we established last time! I am getting closer to finding out who Mr.korman really is and i think he is his Mr and Mrs Korman, I've never seen them together and if you see a picture then its Photoshop. anyways on with the golden globes, here are the weeners:

Motion Picture, Drama: Argo

Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Les Misérables

Actor in Motion Picture, Drama: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

Actress in Motion Picture, Drama: Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty

Actor in Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables

Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook

supporting Actor in a Motion Picture: Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

TV Series, Drama: Homeland

TV Series, Comedy: Girls

TV Movie or Miniseries: Game Change

Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Damian Lewis, Homeland

Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Claire Danes, Homeland

Actor in a TV Series, Comedy: Don Cheadle, House of Lies

Actress in a TV Series, Comedy: Lena Dunham, Girls

Actor in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys

Actress in a Miniseries or TV Movie: Julianne Moore, Game Change

Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie: Ed Harris, Game Change

Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries or TV Movie: Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey

Cecil B. DeMille Award: Jodie Foster

At the golden globes i thought Jodie foster was coming out as a lesbian but i'm not sure what it was, it was weird  but i heard she came out  a long time ago, and did you know she has been in the film business for almost 50 years! i would have done it on the Screen Actors Guild but i don't really think those are good.

Miguel first diary-a entrance!

Golden Globes –Anne Hathaway

Hello weirdoes, welcome to my first blog entry, as you can see in the title I already welcomed you, so I welcomed you twice , what other blog welcomes you twice, we are getting off topic , after a certain journalism teacher who shall remain nameless, rejected my topic, which is finding out who Mr.Korman really is. He, she or both didn’t want me to share his dark secrets or its secret base, so I am writing about film and .actors.....and TV shows. first I would like to start with the golden globes, I may be being bias but I wanted sally field’s to win instead of Anne Hathaway, well I am being bias because I’ve never seen les miserables. I did see Lincoln though, I heard les miserables was so terrible that you would think it’s a comedy but I won’t base the reviews off of my brother, I will base them off professional critics from rotten tomatoes, the name sounds silly but I think they are reliable on most things. The ratings are which are Lincoln- 90% and Les Miserables- 70% It’s not all based on the actors but it needs to have something to do with it. I thought Lincoln would be higher. But don’t think the percentage grade like your grades at school; a 60 percent isn’t that bad. I think they gave her the golden globe because she cut off all her hair and now she looks like a disgusting alien