Best Movie Trilogy

The best movie trilogy is a hard one. First its probably gonna be based on opinion. The Star Wars Trilogy was great and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy was also great. Those are my favorite. I would put in the Godfather but i dont think that many people in my journalism class saw the godfather trilogy so i wont put it in. I am a big nerd and enjoyed watching both of the trilogies. I love fantasy, not the unicorn ones. but the action and adventure ones. I loved the Star Wars Trilogy but nothing can top the Lord of the Rings ones. It won a total of 8 oscars. The lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars. I think its the best fantasy movie of all time. i mean cmon star wars was just guys hitting each other with laser swords and laser guns. The lord of the rings had far more story, better acting. i cant say better effects because the lord of the rings is newer, it wouldnt be fair.

I was walking by Mr. Kormans classroom around 7 p.m, i went on his computer to find a file that says "for byce, open immediately. i opened it and i said.....................the rest of the post has been removed by Adam Korman 

Welcome!

just a week until the oscars! Also just a week for me to find the truth of Mr. Korman. The man is mysterious and yet the man says im the man of mystery. I think Bryce might have been hypnotized, hes been wearing contacts lenses that makes him make these decisions. Out of nowhere he pulls this out. I decided to take Bryce down so i poisoned him but it didn't do much, just caused him to have explosive diarrhea. 

I recently watched the movie Gangs of New York and Cameron Diaz or Diez (who cares) ruined the movie. She was just horrible. D-Cap wasn't completely horrible. Daniel Day Lewis saved the movie. It was a really long movie but ive watched longer. 

I also watched A Clockwork Orange and let me just say that it might be the worst movie ive ever seen. Its next to The Room and The Wicker Man. Seriously, i thought it was a comedy at some parts and was just ridiculous. I cant believe my eyes. I was shocked that it got such a high rating. I will never base my ratings on the critics. NO MORE! It makes White Chicks look like the best movie on earth. I am concerned for the world and i am happy if there is a Zombie Apocalypse, i hope the critics all die. If there was a zombie apocalypse i would go to Mr. Kormans secret base and equip ammo and food. then go to Walmart.

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Best Comedies!

The Enemy (Mr. Korman) is sure to be planning something huge. i saw him giving a briefcase full of money to  

Mr. Jones while we were outside taking pictures, i got a picture but Mr. Korman got all the camera's at the end of class and deleted the money picture. Now we know Mr. Jones and Bryce are involved because i saw bryce and Mr. Korman farting in an unusual way. it was morse code! bryce says it was just the bean burrito but i know he said meet me in the bathroom at midnight 2/14 ( Valentine's Day ) 

i recently saw bryce's blog and it was gross. he said that Talladega Nights the ballad of ricky bobby was better than the shawshank redemption. i couldnt believe my eyes! but again it is bryce we are talking about. im not going to put good film with comedies, there wouldnt be any comedies in there. Remember, this is only my opinion,i like other comedies but these are the best off the top of my head
My favorite comedies are
The other guys-Ted-Tropic Thunder-Scary Movie 3-21 jump street-Shanghai nights-Dodgeball
The other guys-Scary Movie 3-21 jump street-Dodgeball
The other guys-21 jump street
The other guys-
they didnt recycle comedy like all the other comedies and had me laughing so hard my sides hurt about 7 or 8 times during the entire movie but had me laughing like the whole movie. i loved all of it! I still crack myself up remembering the rock and samuel jackson "aiming for the bushes"!!


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Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! Not bryce

Mr korman is planning something big and im getting closer, I cant let him know that and the perfect way to do it is to post it on the blog, right? Anyways mr korman is paying kids to keep their mouth shut, aaron is suspiciously back in class. Mr korman is making us all get our fingerprints on the cameras but I anticipated it and let Kyle take the fall….poor guy ,I burned off my fingerprints.

Back to film, the Oscars are being hosted by the very stupid and funny Seth McFarlane, if you don’t know him then stop living under a rock and shave your armpits. Unless you’re a guy, and take a shower because you probably have dingleberries (feces attached to butthole hair) he has like 3 cartoon TV shows and just made his directional debut of the movie Ted.

                Here is what I want to win at the Oscars ………and for everyone I get right you must give me 10 dollars:

Daniel Day Lewis- Lincoln

Chrisoph Waltz- Django Unchained

Sally Fields- Lincoln

Jack Black- Bernie (only because its probably his last chance)

I don’t want Anne Hathaway to get an acting one because if that idiot gets it than anyone can! Jim carrey probably could! If she wins then D-cap sucks!  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your not welcome!

just kidding, you guys are all welcome except bryce. As of right now ive found out that bryce is working with  

Mr. Korman, they give each other looks in class. now im not sure if those are work or romantic looks. Im not sure but i know something is going on espeacially when Bryce fell in the computer lab and causing a distraction! i have to admit it was clever because i was distracted too, anyways back to film.

Something Awesome that is coming up is the oscars! in February 24th  only ........20 days. i saw that tommy lee jones was not so happy during the golden globes or either hates will ferell, how could you hate will! Hes a 

bafoon but hes funny.

Did you know Leo Dicaprio has never won an oscar and i hope he does or else he will blow his brains out!

The living actor with the most oscars is jack nicholson! that guy has 3! Gene Hackman, robert deniro, meryl streep, Tom hanks, Daniel Day Lewis, Jodie Foster, Dustin Hoffman, Hilary Swank, Jane Fonda, Sally fields and Sean Penn have 2. Daniel Day Lewis is sure to tie nicholson, if he doesnt i will not laugh for a week like jones up there!

OH almost forgot welcome, welcome!

Welcome!

This is no longer the blog that welcomes you twice because now it welcomes you 3 times! so welcome, welcome. Mr. Korman now knows that i have been spying on him from the hidden cameras i put in his bathroom. I am making progress on his hidden base which i know now is located somewhere around the school and his base had something to do with the blackout, maybe Aaron could be with Mr.Korman or against him because he has been absent a couple days. anyways back to film and actors and weird stuff. Something that was awesome is christoph waltz winning! not charlie sheene winning but winning a  golden globe! He deserves to win just 

for that bad*** line he has! "the north star is that one" also SPOILER ALERT!!! it really was a shame that he died in Django Unchained. It was weird to me that instead of turning around and shooting the other bad guys after he shot D-cap (leonardo Dicaprio) he stood there talking! i was very upset, he was the best character. He should have had more memorable quotes in the movie. It was pretty dumb that when Django took his first shot with a gun, he shot the guy perfectly and became the fastest shooter in such a short time. i mean he was so great in the movie, im still getting over mufasa's death from Lion King. i cant imagine how long it would take for me to get over this.

Quentin Tarantino is great but he made me sad! i feel bad for the guy because of his gross 5 inch chin! if you dont know who he is then google him! and how don't you not know who he is after he made kill bill, pulp fiction, django unchained and inglorious bastards!